








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 500 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3364 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2328 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3285 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2569 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,478,293 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | fuqqboi | 53% | 99 |
| #9 | UniqueUser | 50% | 52 |
| #10 | alpfacka | 49% | 61 |
| #11 | Geiler Daddler M_1_T_L | 49% | 203 |
| #12 | SniZz | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geiler Daddler M_1_T_L | +2.83 | 72 | 68 |
| #2 | ☭ Köter ☭ | +2.38 | 55 | 69 |
| #3 | fuqqboi | +1.58 | 50 | 62 |
| #4 | Höppelepöpp | +1.11 | 54 | 58 |
| #5 | alpfacka | +0.85 | 81 | 60 |





