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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 256 | 22% |
| Smokes | 249 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 214 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 432 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $250,805 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echowhiskey | 39% | 44 |
| #2 | Bravo | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | ファラオ | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | rAuroz | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echowhiskey | 39% | 44 |
| #2 | Bravo | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | ファラオ | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | rAuroz | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echowhiskey | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ファラオ | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echowhiskey | 23 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | ファラオ | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | rAuroz | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | Bravo | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echowhiskey | +3.47 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | ファラオ | +0.53 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | Bravo | -1.88 | 46 | 32 |
| #4 | Germa945 | -2.65 | 46 | 35 |
| #5 | rAuroz | -3.89 | 43 | 26 |





