








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1238 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1551 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1287 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1137 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $545,632 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdsdhene | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | teemadej | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | Maikuul | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | tomp | 38% | 40 |
| #5 | konuzi | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | konuzi | 36% | 14 |
| #6 | Kyliys | 36% | 45 |
| #7 | getle | 33% | 9 |
| #8 | Hinuriseta | 32% | 25 |
| #9 | poofie | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinuriseta | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Kyliys | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Maikuul | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyliys | 249 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #2 | tomp | 206 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hinuriseta | 160 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #4 | Maikuul | 54 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | asdsdhene | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinuriseta | +2.16 | 72 | 75 |
| #2 | asdsdhene | +0.40 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | ツJimmyツ | +0.39 | 89 | 59 |
| #4 | getle | +0.12 | 90 | 54 |
| #5 | teemadej | -0.20 | 67 | 46 |





