








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




154 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3029 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2362 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3531 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1743 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,209,354 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | 60% | 63 |
| #2 | Crashys | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | TzTok-Jad | 50% | 370 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | 60% | 63 |
| #2 | Crashys | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | TzTok-Jad | 50% | 370 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TzTok-Jad | 94 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | Ringthaw | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Crashys | 3 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TzTok-Jad | 276 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ringthaw | 255 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Crashys | 30 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | +3.74 | 82 | 52 |
| #2 | Cloud-8 Faker | +2.42 | 56 | 53 |
| #3 | TzTok-Jad | +0.13 | 55 | 49 |
| #4 | Crashys | +0.10 | 58 | 47 |





