








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1730 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1708 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1312 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1626 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $910,870 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | [Skyless] | Copy of Thyson | 47% | 133 |
| #9 | ꧁♥ Sunny ♥꧂ | 45% | 22 |
| #10 | Brookytron | 43% | 120 |
| #11 | Reaygun | 40% | 15 |
| #12 | Rocky Balboner | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brookytron | 16 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Dreamshade | 11 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | [Thyson] | MGSΔ hype | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | [Skyless] | Copy of Thyson | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ♡Lucy Muffin♡ | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Thyson] | MGSΔ hype | 520 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | Dreamshade | 242 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | ♡Lucy Muffin♡ | 222 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | [Skyless] | Copy of Thyson | 87 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | Maybe I Have yes | 83 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fearLess™ | Finally! CS2! | +3.46 | 79 | 49 |
| #2 | Dreamshade | +2.72 | 78 | 57 |
| #3 | Maybe I Have yes | +0.98 | 68 | 54 |
| #4 | ♡Lucy Muffin♡ | +0.83 | 53 | 76 |
| #5 | Sheesh | +0.47 | 76 | 59 |





