








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 612 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2788 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2599 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3469 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2205 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,241,073 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 337 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡Lucy Muffin♡ | 65% | 93 |
| #2 | Sheesh | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Maybe I Have yes | 51% | 69 |
| #4 | fearLess™ | Finally! CS2! | 50% | 141 |
| #5 | [Skyless] | Copy of Thyson | 50% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | fearLess™ | Finally! CS2! | 50% | 141 |
| #5 | [Skyless] | Copy of Thyson | 50% | 175 |
| #6 | Brookytron | 48% | 103 |
| #7 | ꧁♥ Sunny ♥꧂ | 45% | 42 |
| #8 | Dreamshade | 45% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreamshade | 19 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Brookytron | 14 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | fearLess™ | Finally! CS2! | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | [Skyless] | Copy of Thyson | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ♡Lucy Muffin♡ | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡Lucy Muffin♡ | 362 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | Dreamshade | 302 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | fearLess™ | Finally! CS2! | 251 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Maybe I Have yes | 142 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | ꧁♥ Sunny ♥꧂ | 111 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fearLess™ | Finally! CS2! | +3.79 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | Dreamshade | +2.47 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | ♡Lucy Muffin♡ | +1.79 | 61 | 75 |
| #4 | Maybe I Have yes | +1.44 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | [Thyson] | MGSΔ hype | +0.85 | 52 | 70 |





