








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 745 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 458 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 140 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1798 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2377 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 5875 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 4682 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,349,386 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siLva | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | Janlk | 43% | 135 |
| #3 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 42% | 146 |
| #4 | ChillWolf | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siLva | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | Janlk | 43% | 135 |
| #3 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 42% | 146 |
| #4 | ChillWolf | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janlk | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | ChillWolf | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janlk | 443 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | 225 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | ChillWolf | 150 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | siLva | 45 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR.GOOGLES | +0.93 | 50 | 53 |
| #2 | Janlk | -1.14 | 49 | 73 |
| #3 | Groffel ツ IZZ DA | -1.21 | 42 | 62 |
| #4 | siLva | -1.50 | 33 | 66 |
| #5 | ChillWolf | -2.61 | 20 | 61 |





