








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 307 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5884 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5256 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3517 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3159 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $708,405 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pensqu | 56% | 142 |
| #2 | Juuso | 54% | 91 |
| #3 | Atte | 54% | 155 |
| #4 | julio | 52% | 165 |
| #5 | nata | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pensqu | 56% | 142 |
| #2 | Juuso | 54% | 91 |
| #3 | Atte | 54% | 155 |
| #4 | julio | 52% | 165 |
| #5 | nata | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pensqu | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Atte | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | julio | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | nata | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Juuso | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pensqu | 381 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Atte | 205 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | julio | 147 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Juuso | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | nata | 84 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teo | +3.05 | 91 | 66 |
| #2 | Pensqu | -0.04 | 59 | 49 |
| #3 | nata | -0.55 | 62 | 60 |
| #4 | julio | -0.55 | 81 | 52 |
| #5 | Juuso | -1.13 | 80 | 62 |





