








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 830 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1172 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1198 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 636 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $504,449 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juuso | 56% | 88 |
| #2 | Pensqu | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Teo | 54% | 155 |
| #4 | julio | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juuso | 56% | 88 |
| #2 | Pensqu | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Teo | 54% | 155 |
| #4 | julio | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pensqu | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Teo | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Juuso | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teo | 649 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | Juuso | 117 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pensqu | 113 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | julio | 21 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teo | +3.71 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | julio | +0.80 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | Pensqu | +0.65 | 64 | 49 |
| #4 | Juuso | -1.00 | 80 | 62 |
| #5 | Atte | -3.13 | 56 | 51 |





