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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1471 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1729 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1816 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1296 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $715,649 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bulce | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | nata | 58% | 66 |
| #3 | Teo | 56% | 142 |
| #4 | Atte | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | julio | 55% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Teo | 56% | 142 |
| #4 | Atte | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | julio | 55% | 164 |
| #6 | Juuso | 53% | 17 |
| #7 | Miikasakke | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nata | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | julio | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Teo | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Atte | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teo | 519 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | nata | 139 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | julio | 132 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Miikasakke | 127 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bulce | 62 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bulce | +3.26 | 82 | 80 |
| #2 | Teo | +2.33 | 92 | 66 |
| #3 | nata | +0.28 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | Miikasakke | +0.16 | 82 | 72 |
| #5 | Pensqu | +0.02 | 59 | 49 |





