








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3370 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5776 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5777 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4902 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,909 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0racle | 70% | 37 |
| #2 | Migs | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Moth.E | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | uripls | 49% | 97 |
| #5 | Doritos Locos Tacos | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0racle | 70% | 37 |
| #2 | Migs | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Moth.E | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | uripls | 49% | 97 |
| #5 | Doritos Locos Tacos | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0racle | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Migs | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | uripls | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uripls | 196 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Migs | 125 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | 0racle | 117 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Doritos Locos Tacos | 74 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Moth.E | 25 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Migs | +1.55 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | DamCaddy | +0.96 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | uripls | +0.45 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | 0racle | -0.08 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | Moth.E | -1.74 | 44 | 49 |





