








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1073 | 28% |
| Smokes | 584 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1201 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 924 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $297,297 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 652 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xLyven ๐ง | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | Hondyy | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | -impo969 | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | โ ๐๐ค๐ค๐ | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Jรกn Kuciak | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hondyy | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | -impo969 | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | โ ๐๐ค๐ค๐ | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Jรกn Kuciak | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | Razen | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razen | 17 | 0.0189 |
| #2 | xLyven ๐ง | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | โ ๐๐ค๐ค๐ | 2 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | -impo969 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Jรกn Kuciak | 1 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -impo969 | 117 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | Razen | 61 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | xLyven ๐ง | 52 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hondyy | 34 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jรกn Kuciak | 31 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -impo969 | +2.98 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | Razen | +2.63 | 94 | 46 |
| #3 | xLyven ๐ง | +2.14 | 92 | 63 |
| #4 | VeNNY | +1.05 | 83 | 58 |
| #5 | โ ๐๐ค๐ค๐ | +0.83 | 89 | 49 |





