








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2241 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2187 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2231 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2673 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $859,290 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xLyven 🧃 | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Razen | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | Boboa | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | Manex42 | 47% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xLyven 🧃 | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Razen | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | Boboa | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | Manex42 | 47% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razen | 18 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | Manex42 | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | xLyven 🧃 | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Boboa | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boboa | 146 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Manex42 | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Razen | 71 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | xLyven 🧃 | 53 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xLyven 🧃 | +3.00 | 89 | 53 |
| #2 | Razen | +1.81 | 92 | 48 |
| #3 | Boboa | +1.28 | 72 | 73 |
| #4 | ☁ 𝙕𝙤𝙤𝙈 | +1.20 | 87 | 53 |
| #5 | Manex42 | +0.09 | 65 | 46 |





