








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 409 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Renown | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2253 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2750 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3083 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2773 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,535,280 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tommyxgod LFT | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | Misakk | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | xLyven 🧃 | 55% | 148 |
| #4 | ☁ 𝙕𝙤𝙤𝙈 | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | freez | 49% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ☁ 𝙕𝙤𝙤𝙈 | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | freez | 49% | 89 |
| #6 | jonnyF- | 47% | 38 |
| #7 | Ve_ | 47% | 43 |
| #8 | 𝕰𝖒𝖒𝖆♛ | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freez | 19 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | jonnyF- | 16 | 0.0210 |
| #3 | ☁ 𝙕𝙤𝙤𝙈 | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Ve_ | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Misakk | 5 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xLyven 🧃 | 310 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | 𝕰𝖒𝖒𝖆♛ | 183 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | freez | 159 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | tommyxgod LFT | 124 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | jonnyF- | 123 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razen | +2.66 | 91 | 45 |
| #2 | tommyxgod LFT | +2.24 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | xLyven 🧃 | +2.10 | 91 | 50 |
| #4 | Misakk | +0.69 | 74 | 57 |
| #5 | jonnyF- | +0.60 | 77 | 47 |





