








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5010 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4617 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3646 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3915 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4265 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,267,147 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CarlosTheMexican | 53% | 409 |
| #2 | lewl | 51% | 436 |
| #3 | Sankka | 51% | 387 |
| #4 | Mr.Vallu | 50% | 74 |
| #5 | Average Croatia resident | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | lewl | 51% | 436 |
| #3 | Sankka | 51% | 387 |
| #4 | Mr.Vallu | 50% | 74 |
| #5 | Average Croatia resident | 41% | 39 |
| #6 | Osolul | 34% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lewl | 57 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Sankka | 52 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | CarlosTheMexican | 39 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Mr.Vallu | 14 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | Average Croatia resident | 6 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sankka | 1352 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #2 | CarlosTheMexican | 1089 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #3 | lewl | 873 | 0.10 | 26 min |
| #4 | Mr.Vallu | 142 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Average Croatia resident | 60 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CarlosTheMexican | +1.41 | 58 | 66 |
| #2 | Sankka | +1.21 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | lewl | +1.00 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | Billy | -0.16 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | Mr.Vallu | -4.00 | 32 | 34 |





