








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 187 | 8% |
| Smokes | 749 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 847 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 665 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,492 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryökäle | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | PrisonMike | 63% | 49 |
| #3 | Nipe | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | GoofyZ | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Temzer | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joox1 | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | PrisonMike | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Mätäkki | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Ropsu | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Nipe | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mätäkki | 209 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | PrisonMike | 95 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | joox1 | 70 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ropsu | 43 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | GoofyZ | 41 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ropsu | +2.91 | 85 | 70 |
| #2 | PrisonMike | +2.52 | 82 | 73 |
| #3 | Ryökäle | +2.41 | 85 | 84 |
| #4 | Kuuhistelija | +2.05 | 86 | 70 |
| #5 | GoofyZ | +1.23 | 67 | 84 |





