








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 124 | 19% |
| Smokes | 179 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 266 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 96 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $81,137 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZALIX | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | XD Aura ツ | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | ディオゴ | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | CRANKER | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | I'm just spectating don mind me | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I'm just spectating don mind me | 9 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | XD Aura ツ | 7 | 0.0289 |
| #3 | HAPPYMEAL PEEK | 6 | 0.0233 |
| #4 | Mr.Bear | 2 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Shnor | 2 | 0.0161 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I'm just spectating don mind me | 55 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | CRANKER | 35 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #3 | Shnor | 35 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #4 | HAPPYMEAL PEEK | 32 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | XD Aura ツ | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shnor | +4.70 | 81 | 78 |
| #2 | XD Aura ツ | +4.26 | 72 | 34 |
| #3 | ZALIX | +3.55 | 49 | 61 |
| #4 | CRANKER | +3.55 | 86 | 73 |
| #5 | HAPPYMEAL PEEK | +3.46 | 57 | 48 |





