








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 758 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 435 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




164 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5173 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2771 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3964 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3238 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,168,103 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 667 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ディオゴ | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Shnor | 52% | 50 |
| #3 | XD Aura ツ | 51% | 161 |
| #4 | CRANKER | 45% | 191 |
| #5 | Mr.Bear | 44% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | XD Aura ツ | 51% | 161 |
| #4 | CRANKER | 45% | 191 |
| #5 | Mr.Bear | 44% | 113 |
| #6 | ZALIX | 43% | 163 |
| #7 | 𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔞 | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XD Aura ツ | 29 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Mr.Bear | 19 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | CRANKER | 17 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | ZALIX | 13 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | 𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔞 | 12 | 0.0153 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRANKER | 1018 | 0.26 | 28 min |
| #2 | ZALIX | 685 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | Shnor | 247 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #4 | Mr.Bear | 182 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | XD Aura ツ | 167 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRANKER | +1.65 | 78 | 77 |
| #2 | Shnor | +1.61 | 63 | 75 |
| #3 | I'm just spectating don mind me | +0.78 | 56 | 52 |
| #4 | Mr.Bear | +0.56 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | XD Aura ツ | +0.29 | 80 | 38 |





