








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4557 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1789 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2659 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1747 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2535 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,343,559 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I'm just spectating don mind me | 47 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Mr.Bear | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | ZALIX | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | raf | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | CRANKER | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRANKER | 504 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #2 | I'm just spectating don mind me | 356 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | ZALIX | 230 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | raf | 215 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Mr.Bear | 154 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :3 | +2.12 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Mr.Bear | +1.24 | 72 | 49 |
| #3 | raf | +1.10 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | CRANKER | +0.93 | 75 | 77 |
| #5 | I'm just spectating don mind me | +0.67 | 54 | 53 |





