








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 600 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9066 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,854 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10791 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8582 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4358 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 8123 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,367,151 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Out_Teddy | 68% | 71 |
| #2 | deLy | 67% | 39 |
| #3 | Camo | 50% | 112 |
| #4 | ramperer | 48% | 126 |
| #5 | Nullkisir | 46% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ramperer | 48% | 126 |
| #5 | Nullkisir | 46% | 250 |
| #6 | Meow | 46% | 199 |
| #7 | Meow_123 | 42% | 50 |
| #8 | potato | 40% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nullkisir | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Meow | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | potato | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | ramperer | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Camo | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nullkisir | 414 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | Meow | 297 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Camo | 174 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Out_Teddy | 136 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | deLy | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ЗkywaIker | +3.39 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | Out_Teddy | +2.38 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | deLy | +2.17 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | Nullkisir | -0.94 | 41 | 49 |
| #5 | Meow | -1.75 | 50 | 59 |





