








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,064 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4935 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4663 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4640 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4826 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,071,153 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Out_Teddy | 56% | 68 |
| #2 | Camo | 48% | 310 |
| #3 | ramperer | 47% | 74 |
| #4 | ЗkywaIker | 46% | 250 |
| #5 | Meow | 42% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Meow | 42% | 151 |
| #6 | IAZ_NOB | 38% | 91 |
| #7 | [Ra]Dedrod | 38% | 69 |
| #8 | potato | 32% | 142 |
| #9 | Meow_123 | 32% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ЗkywaIker | 17 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Camo | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Meow | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | potato | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Meow_123 | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ЗkywaIker | 918 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #2 | Camo | 355 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | Meow | 312 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | Out_Teddy | 122 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | IAZ_NOB | 59 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ЗkywaIker | +6.19 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | Out_Teddy | +3.15 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Nullkisir | +1.13 | 44 | 52 |
| #4 | Meow | -1.38 | 50 | 62 |
| #5 | [Ra]Dedrod | -1.80 | 56 | 34 |





