








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 873 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1632 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2373 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2167 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2165 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,282,652 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Make Silver II Great Again | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | BirdMAN- | 58% | 74 |
| #3 | laggyb0i | 47% | 123 |
| #4 | RagnorRoc | 46% | 192 |
| #5 | Gopnik Possum | 44% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | laggyb0i | 47% | 123 |
| #4 | RagnorRoc | 46% | 192 |
| #5 | Gopnik Possum | 44% | 182 |
| #6 | Chuchkles | 41% | 148 |
| #7 | Sizousho | 38% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laggyb0i | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Chuchkles | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Gopnik Possum | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | BirdMAN- | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Make Silver II Great Again | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gopnik Possum | 586 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | Sizousho | 282 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | RagnorRoc | 193 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | laggyb0i | 136 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Make Silver II Great Again | 118 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majorfuzzels | +6.28 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | laggyb0i | -0.16 | 47 | 54 |
| #3 | BirdMAN- | -0.37 | 46 | 53 |
| #4 | Make Silver II Great Again | -1.21 | 43 | 57 |
| #5 | Sizousho | -1.63 | 69 | 56 |





