








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1475 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1794 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1411 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1207 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $581,209 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capivara | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Peppa Pig | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Lord Kenway | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Obno | 46% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capivara | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Peppa Pig | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Lord Kenway | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Obno | 46% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Obno | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Capivara | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Peppa Pig | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppa Pig | 82 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Obno | 71 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Capivara | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lord Kenway | 19 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Kenway | +3.82 | 48 | 57 |
| #2 | Capivara | +0.42 | 28 | 48 |
| #3 | [X] | +0.33 | 29 | 64 |
| #4 | Peppa Pig | +0.06 | 42 | 58 |
| #5 | Obno | -1.77 | 23 | 64 |





