








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 326 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1011 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1517 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1081 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $376,837 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppa Pig | 50% | 32 |
| #2 | [X] | 46% | 98 |
| #3 | Capivara | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppa Pig | 50% | 32 |
| #2 | [X] | 46% | 98 |
| #3 | Capivara | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [X] | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Capivara | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Peppa Pig | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [X] | 243 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Peppa Pig | 71 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Capivara | 30 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [X] | +0.61 | 28 | 63 |
| #2 | Peppa Pig | -0.19 | 42 | 57 |
| #3 | Capivara | -0.57 | 27 | 47 |
| #4 | Obno | -1.63 | 24 | 61 |





