








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
750 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 374 | 18% |
| Smokes | 693 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 460 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 583 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $575,521 of utility $289 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheKbiz | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Sheriff Yeyi | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Lord Kenway | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | [X] | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | Obno | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheKbiz | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Sheriff Yeyi | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Lord Kenway | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | [X] | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | Obno | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [X] | 6 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Obno | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [X] | 110 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | TheKbiz | 89 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sheriff Yeyi | 54 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lord Kenway | 20 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Obno | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Kenway | +6.04 | 55 | 58 |
| #2 | TheKbiz | +1.21 | 29 | 62 |
| #3 | [X] | +1.14 | 26 | 70 |
| #4 | Capivara | -0.03 | 28 | 47 |
| #5 | Obno | -1.15 | 26 | 56 |





