








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1263 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1384 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 895 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 929 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,801 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | D4rtyMontana | 70% | 37 |
| #5 | Gavin | 67% | 15 |
| #6 | snav | 63% | 16 |
| #7 | Wolffe | 62% | 13 |
| #8 | freshie | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D4rtyMontana | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | snav | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Wolffe | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D4rtyMontana | 143 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | freshie | 65 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | Wolffe | 48 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | snav | 45 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gavin | 36 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SLIGHT | +3.56 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | D4rtyMontana | +3.27 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | snav | +1.56 | 84 | 79 |
| #4 | Gavin | +1.36 | 86 | 72 |
| #5 | Wolffe | +0.67 | 86 | 70 |





