








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1010 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1367 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1291 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1902 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,010 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phyte | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Deags | 55% | 74 |
| #3 | OhNi | 52% | 71 |
| #4 | RuJynX | 50% | 216 |
| #5 | soapno | 49% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuJynX | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Deags | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Moofs | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | OhNi | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | hyperac | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuJynX | 1080 | 0.24 | 34 min |
| #2 | Moofs | 597 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | hyperac | 431 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | OhNi | 306 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #5 | Deags | 176 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuJynX | +4.39 | 89 | 75 |
| #2 | Deags | +2.23 | 67 | 59 |
| #3 | Moofs | +0.81 | 83 | 65 |
| #4 | PristineGame | +0.76 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | Crow | -0.28 | 80 | 59 |





