








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1638 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1738 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1542 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1200 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $289,255 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | karp | 52% | 71 |
| #6 | hyperac | 52% | 77 |
| #7 | algel | 50% | 12 |
| #8 | soapno | 45% | 40 |
| #9 | Phyte | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deags | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | RuJynX | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | hyperac | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | karp | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuJynX | 606 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #2 | Moofs | 309 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | hyperac | 303 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | Deags | 101 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | soapno | 73 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuJynX | +4.66 | 90 | 74 |
| #2 | Moofs | +1.88 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | Deags | +0.72 | 71 | 62 |
| #4 | OhNi | -1.01 | 70 | 75 |
| #5 | algel | -1.11 | 90 | 45 |





