








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 367 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4022 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4966 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5369 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4036 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $896,756 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anoob's | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | PinTas | 63% | 67 |
| #3 | Butcher | 63% | 72 |
| #4 | Subz1 ;* | 59% | 123 |
| #5 | Escobar | 58% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | LeLe_ES | 50% | 107 |
| #15 | Velho Ancião | 49% | 112 |
| #16 | stickerzz | 49% | 102 |
| #17 | digao INSANE.GG | 47% | 45 |
| #18 | Fiori | 43% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Subz1 ;* | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Velho Ancião | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | LeLe_ES | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | -Brnx | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | stickerzz | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoX | 425 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | LeLe_ES | 273 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | -Brnx | 245 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | stickerzz | 243 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | VAI CORINTHIA | 236 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunSet | +2.98 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | -Brnx | +1.75 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | Subz1 ;* | +1.30 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | stickerzz | +1.17 | 63 | 64 |
| #5 | digao INSANE.GG | +0.47 | 70 | 78 |





