








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 227 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2890 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3657 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2198 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2718 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $326,989 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Lé | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | VAI CORINTHIA | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | lisboa | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | gab | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | PinTas | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | -Brnx | 47% | 43 |
| #17 | Fiori | 45% | 49 |
| #18 | Velho Ancião | 44% | 34 |
| #19 | -FAMOSO 3 CAPA- | 42% | 19 |
| #20 | Butcher | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deboxado | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | javs | 2 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | sunSet | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | VAI CORINTHIA | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | stickerzz | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoX | 158 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | sunSet | 82 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | VAI CORINTHIA | 61 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | stickerzz | 38 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | -FAMOSO 3 CAPA- | 35 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gab | +2.96 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | stickerzz | +2.65 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | sunSet | +2.40 | 76 | 74 |
| #4 | -Brnx | +2.39 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | ✪ Lé | +2.36 | 67 | 75 |





