








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 94 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
969 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1205 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1632 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1458 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1690 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,647 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anoob's | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | DOG_ZER4 | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | VAI CORINTHIA | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | digao INSANE.GG | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Subz1 ;* | 55% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | LeLe_ES | 44% | 34 |
| #13 | -Brnx | 44% | 48 |
| #14 | Deboxado | 40% | 10 |
| #15 | Fiori | 40% | 55 |
| #16 | lisboa | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Subz1 ;* | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | stickerzz | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Fiori | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | -Brnx | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Anoob's | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunSet | 291 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | FoX | 230 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | Subz1 ;* | 142 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | -FAMOSO 3 CAPA- | 125 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | -Brnx | 124 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunSet | +4.55 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | Subz1 ;* | +2.37 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | VAI CORINTHIA | +2.13 | 45 | 75 |
| #4 | stickerzz | +1.74 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | digao INSANE.GG | +1.72 | 87 | 79 |





