








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1666 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1594 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1944 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1304 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1420 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,386 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DebGoD | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | zamith dylan | 64% | 105 |
| #3 | wake1- | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | John Lemon | 61% | 33 |
| #5 | Zé =) | 57% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Angelica | 48% | 23 |
| #15 | m4zz0la | 46% | 13 |
| #16 | Boba | 39% | 36 |
| #17 | Jackiee Boii !! | 38% | 37 |
| #18 | moch1linha | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zé =) | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | zamith dylan | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | baslle | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Jairo no notebook | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | th | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zamith dylan | 577 | 0.27 | 18 min |
| #2 | Zé =) | 426 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | baslle | 127 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | bigfox | 126 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | th | 120 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baslle | +4.45 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | John Lemon | +2.21 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | zamith dylan | +1.77 | 59 | 80 |
| #4 | DebGoD | +1.76 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | Zé =) | +1.74 | 75 | 64 |





