








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 890 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2678 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2178 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1541 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1884 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,268,068 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4889 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angelica | 67% | 63 |
| #2 | jaPa | 66% | 59 |
| #3 | baslle | 65% | 121 |
| #4 | Losbet | 65% | 31 |
| #5 | zamith dylan | 64% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | bigfox | 61% | 41 |
| #11 | sonho de valso | 57% | 21 |
| #12 | Bés | 57% | 113 |
| #13 | Jackiee Boii !! | 47% | 68 |
| #14 | Boba | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baslle | 13 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | zamith dylan | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Bés | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | John Lemon | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Jairo no notebook | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zamith dylan | 1288 | 0.30 | 41 min |
| #2 | baslle | 256 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Bés | 228 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | th | 185 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Jackiee Boii !! | 178 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baslle | +5.20 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | John Lemon | +2.35 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | Zé =) | +2.05 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | zamith dylan | +1.49 | 56 | 79 |
| #5 | th | +1.08 | 51 | 65 |





