








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1692 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1967 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1400 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1763 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $860,371 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 397 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zamith dylan | 70% | 121 |
| #2 | DebGoD | 70% | 47 |
| #3 | Angelica | 69% | 35 |
| #4 | Jairo no notebook | 67% | 67 |
| #5 | Zé =) | 65% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zé =) | 15 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | zamith dylan | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Jackiee Boii !! | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Losbet | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Bés | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zamith dylan | 702 | 0.30 | 23 min |
| #2 | Zé =) | 376 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | Jackiee Boii !! | 229 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Bés | 122 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | th | 119 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baslle | +5.27 | 74 | 61 |
| #2 | zamith dylan | +1.90 | 56 | 79 |
| #3 | Zé =) | +1.56 | 78 | 58 |
| #4 | Jairo no notebook | +0.92 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | DebGoD | +0.86 | 64 | 59 |





