








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1506 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2832 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1757 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1263 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1804 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $417,707 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | gnad1.0 | 63% | 54 |
| #3 | Necron | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | Merka | 57% | 101 |
| #5 | ZugTurmfalke | 56% | 85 |
| #6 | chrizzz | 55% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZugTurmfalke | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Merka | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | chrizzz | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | gnad1.0 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Merka | 651 | 0.30 | 18 min |
| #2 | chrizzz | 372 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | ZugTurmfalke | 354 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | gnad1.0 | 221 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Necron | 130 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aNtrex | +0.81 | 74 | 77 |
| #2 | Merka | +0.62 | 56 | 84 |
| #3 | gnad1.0 | +0.03 | 78 | 72 |
| #4 | ZugTurmfalke | -0.02 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | chrizzz | -0.34 | 80 | 70 |





