








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1838 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Wingman | 309 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11813 | 27% |
| Smokes | 11627 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10845 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9308 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,765,054 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aNtrex | 57% | 101 |
| #2 | ARTiSHOCK | 56% | 79 |
| #3 | Necron | 55% | 224 |
| #4 | gnad1.0 | 53% | 360 |
| #5 | ZugTurmfalke | 52% | 847 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZugTurmfalke | 29 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | gnad1.0 | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | chrizzz | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Necron | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | fln | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZugTurmfalke | 1935 | 0.13 | 44 min |
| #2 | chrizzz | 1364 | 0.14 | 31 min |
| #3 | gnad1.0 | 1186 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #4 | fln | 1056 | 0.26 | 28 min |
| #5 | aNtrex | 717 | 0.33 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fln | +1.22 | 68 | 77 |
| #2 | ZugTurmfalke | +0.81 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | Necron | +0.77 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | Merka | -0.06 | 61 | 79 |
| #5 | chrizzz | -0.13 | 82 | 68 |





