








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 215 matches | ||
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Renown | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5715 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5701 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6003 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6067 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,768,787 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π’ | 77% | 43 |
| #2 | Booio | 67% | 42 |
| #3 | Piccoβππ¦ ************ | 61% | 51 |
| #4 | WESTS1D3 | 56% | 474 |
| #5 | 5kvllzjE | 53% | 332 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Booio | 67% | 42 |
| #3 | Piccoβππ¦ ************ | 61% | 51 |
| #4 | WESTS1D3 | 56% | 474 |
| #5 | 5kvllzjE | 53% | 332 |
| #6 | shommi | $$$ | 51% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WESTS1D3 | 70 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | 5kvllzjE | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | shommi | $$$ | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Booio | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WESTS1D3 | 1281 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #2 | 5kvllzjE | 725 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #3 | shommi | $$$ | 405 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | π’ | 183 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Piccoβππ¦ ************ | 165 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π’ | +2.79 | 68 | 59 |
| #2 | WESTS1D3 | +2.16 | 87 | 48 |
| #3 | shommi | $$$ | +1.91 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | CAVALIER OF CODIAZ | +0.54 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | Booio | +0.21 | 61 | 59 |





