








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3778 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3086 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4086 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3336 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,468,040 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 489 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WESTS1D3 | 55% | 231 |
| #2 | CAVALIER OF CODIAZ | 53% | 332 |
| #3 | shommi | $$$ | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WESTS1D3 | 55% | 231 |
| #2 | CAVALIER OF CODIAZ | 53% | 332 |
| #3 | shommi | $$$ | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WESTS1D3 | 48 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | CAVALIER OF CODIAZ | 37 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | shommi | $$$ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAVALIER OF CODIAZ | 865 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | WESTS1D3 | 604 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | shommi | $$$ | 169 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WESTS1D3 | +3.18 | 87 | 46 |
| #2 | shommi | $$$ | +2.98 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | CAVALIER OF CODIAZ | +1.36 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | 5kvllzjE | -1.48 | 50 | 60 |





