








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 277 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Renown | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4929 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4357 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4553 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5152 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,520,179 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 556 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π’ | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | Booio | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | Piccoβππ¦ ************ | 57% | 61 |
| #4 | CAVALIER OF CODIAZ | 56% | 474 |
| #5 | 5kvllzjE | 55% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Booio | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | Piccoβππ¦ ************ | 57% | 61 |
| #4 | CAVALIER OF CODIAZ | 56% | 474 |
| #5 | 5kvllzjE | 55% | 231 |
| #6 | shommi | $$$ | 46% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAVALIER OF CODIAZ | 45 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | 5kvllzjE | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Booio | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | shommi | $$$ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAVALIER OF CODIAZ | 1294 | 0.13 | 35 min |
| #2 | 5kvllzjE | 492 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | shommi | $$$ | 241 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Piccoβππ¦ ************ | 184 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Booio | 169 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π’ | +2.16 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | WESTS1D3 | +1.71 | 87 | 49 |
| #3 | shommi | $$$ | +1.35 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | Booio | +0.10 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | CAVALIER OF CODIAZ | +0.09 | 75 | 62 |





