








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 939 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1461 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1749 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1156 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $571,056 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronald Reagan | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Eternal Love | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | oakee | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Ornn Main | 53% | 49 |
| #5 | SvenTheDumbo (Mr. Blanket) | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronald Reagan | +5.44 | 84 | 24 |
| #2 | oakee | +4.87 | 91 | 70 |
| #3 | LogiC | +4.40 | 88 | 68 |
| #4 | Ornn Main | +3.85 | 93 | 43 |
| #5 | SvenTheDumbo (Mr. Blanket) | +3.77 | 79 | 51 |





