








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 547 | 18% |
| Smokes | 844 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 734 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 988 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,053 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 鳴子しょうきち | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Fung | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | CyBer Sh0t | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | BonoZzz | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Lok2 | 2 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <μ's> Rin.Hoshizora | +5.24 | 93 | 56 |
| #2 | 鳴子しょうきち | +5.01 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | hai1y | +4.58 | 83 | 49 |
| #4 | Hasta La Vista, Baby | +2.86 | 36 | 53 |
| #5 | BonoZzz | +2.46 | 66 | 68 |





