








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3297 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2887 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2688 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2733 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $761,899 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LucaZ | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | ventiii.abi | 59% | 51 |
| #3 | lauriแฆ | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | EzH1893 | 54% | 106 |
| #5 | Ducky | 53% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ducky | 53% | 186 |
| #6 | ๐ | 51% | 61 |
| #7 | Anna_Krone | 50% | 125 |
| #8 | DaSebbel | 48% | 89 |
| #9 | ใซใชใดใซใ (karigorudo) | 40% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducky | 17 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | EzH1893 | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Anna_Krone | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ventiii.abi | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | DaSebbel | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducky | 249 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | EzH1893 | 115 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | DaSebbel | 97 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Anna_Krone | 82 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | LucaZ | 53 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EzH1893 | +3.12 | 80 | 57 |
| #2 | Waqua | +2.39 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | ventiii.abi | +1.08 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | lauriแฆ | +0.59 | 81 | 50 |
| #5 | LucaZ | +0.55 | 75 | 55 |





