








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,088 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 869 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1007 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1215 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 997 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,930 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zykros | 51% | 91 |
| #2 | Toronto | 48% | 54 |
| #3 | iber | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | MustyNuts | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zykros | 51% | 91 |
| #2 | Toronto | 48% | 54 |
| #3 | iber | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | MustyNuts | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zykros | 15 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | MustyNuts | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Toronto | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zykros | 207 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Toronto | 82 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | MustyNuts | 63 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | iber | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zykros | +2.59 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | Toronto | +0.84 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | iber | +0.21 | 81 | 28 |
| #4 | OpTicOXx | -1.46 | 56 | 50 |
| #5 | MustyNuts | -1.64 | 54 | 60 |





