








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2161 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1728 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2275 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1673 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $560,541 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Krisz | 50% | 42 |
| #5 | Shwe Easy | 48% | 91 |
| #6 | Tardigrade | 42% | 45 |
| #7 | VITEK | 42% | 43 |
| #8 | Moucha | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisz | 15 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | Moucha | 5 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | Shwe Easy | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | novaraine | 3 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Toasty | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toasty | 249 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | Krisz | 215 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | Shwe Easy | 186 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Tardigrade | 151 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | VITEK | 72 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisz | +2.34 | 92 | 70 |
| #2 | Toasty | +2.09 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | Lewis | +1.23 | 80 | 59 |
| #4 | novaraine | +0.44 | 90 | 69 |
| #5 | Shwe Easy | -0.27 | 72 | 54 |





