








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2508 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2800 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2956 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1820 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $960,343 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bigfatfrogg | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | !ceCr3amM@n | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | dUIFIE | 49% | 61 |
| #4 | Straat-Kat | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | [GFR] Wan0play | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dUIFIE | 10 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | [GFR] Wan0play | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | SuperSqurrl | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Albert_RaZeR (chong) | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Bigfatfrogg | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JudeSN | +3.69 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | [GFR] Wan0play | +2.70 | 67 | 70 |
| #3 | dUIFIE | +2.13 | 58 | 71 |
| #4 | Bigfatfrogg | +1.88 | 10 | 71 |
| #5 | RomPelStomPel | -0.11 | 51 | 66 |





