








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2690 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2005 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1632 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1280 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $326,888 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JawlessPanda | 51% | 136 |
| #2 | A Moped | 46% | 28 |
| #3 | Skankhunt42 | 45% | 29 |
| #4 | ItchyFrit | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | Stashh | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Skankhunt42 | 45% | 29 |
| #4 | ItchyFrit | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | Stashh | 41% | 22 |
| #6 | Mattron13 | 40% | 60 |
| #7 | Aztek | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JawlessPanda | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Mattron13 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Aztek | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | A Moped | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JawlessPanda | 205 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Mattron13 | 154 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | ItchyFrit | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | A Moped | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Skankhunt42 | 28 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Begs | +5.83 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | JawlessPanda | -0.37 | 62 | 57 |
| #3 | Mattron13 | -1.09 | 53 | 56 |
| #4 | Stashh | -1.43 | 57 | 50 |
| #5 | ItchyFrit | -1.84 | 31 | 40 |





