








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1280 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 763 matches | ||
| Faceit | 300 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8143 | 21% |
| Smokes | 12095 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7526 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 10364 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,989,143 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 773 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✭ŚynTeχ94✭ | 51% | 297 |
| #2 | Benji | 51% | 438 |
| #3 | Moe Lester | 50% | 605 |
| #4 | barci | 49% | 177 |
| #5 | Trut3x | 48% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Trut3x | 48% | 139 |
| #6 | Grabbler | 47% | 130 |
| #7 | jacek?! | 45% | 101 |
| #8 | KetaKalle | 44% | 229 |
| #9 | Sandaffe(der stabile Hase) | 39% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moe Lester | 45 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Benji | 36 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | KetaKalle | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ✭ŚynTeχ94✭ | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Grabbler | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moe Lester | 1787 | 0.14 | 44 min |
| #2 | Benji | 892 | 0.09 | 22 min |
| #3 | Trut3x | 790 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #4 | ✭ŚynTeχ94✭ | 630 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #5 | jacek?! | 539 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benji | +2.02 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | lemontek | +0.83 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | Moe Lester | -0.45 | 61 | 63 |
| #4 | barci | -0.54 | 81 | 51 |
| #5 | jacek?! | -0.71 | 75 | 68 |





