








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 851 | 23% |
| Smokes | 979 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1037 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 854 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $458,661 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | friDaN- | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Gasometer | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | .KLANTE_only | 71% | 21 |
| #4 | β Killing Machine β | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | β·β―ππΎπ.- | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJM | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | 3amo ADRN | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | George4612 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | κΉμ ν | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | .KLANTE_only | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJM | 222 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | HeldVomKiwiFeld | 143 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | George4612 | 137 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kim "tyzona" Dahyun | 95 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #5 | κΉμ ν | 45 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kim "tyzona" Dahyun | +2.88 | 94 | 73 |
| #2 | κΉμ ν | +2.01 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | friDaN- | +1.46 | 86 | 73 |
| #4 | DoppelP | +1.37 | 78 | 64 |
| #5 | β·β―ππΎπ.- | +1.20 | 94 | 32 |





