








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1161 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1297 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1069 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 896 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $638,805 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rnzian | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | Jazzycakes | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Bjarki112 | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | TMZY | 57% | 93 |
| #5 | Danni | 56% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TMZY | 243 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Danni | 241 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | rnzian | 81 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jazzycakes | 57 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | LitliDorri | 52 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rylas | +3.56 | 67 | 68 |
| #2 | oSKAR- | +1.84 | 73 | 68 |
| #3 | TMZY | +1.70 | 83 | 73 |
| #4 | Danni | +1.44 | 64 | 74 |
| #5 | rnzian | +0.80 | 59 | 64 |





