








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1378 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1769 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1221 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1307 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,544 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LitliDorri | 9 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | oSKAR- | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | steezy squeezy | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Bjarki112 | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | dapeton | 2 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oSKAR- | 209 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | TMZY | 170 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Feydi | 70 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #4 | rnzian | 62 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | steezy squeezy | 50 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eyþór | +3.90 | 94 | 69 |
| #2 | ManijaK | +3.21 | 64 | 65 |
| #3 | DeV1Ce | +2.34 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | TMZY | +1.93 | 83 | 72 |
| #5 | Danni | +1.92 | 62 | 73 |





